Disturb My Department / Unspeakables

Disturb my department tell me Who are you and I will answer with a bullet point

Sharper than axe body spray sharper than the hellhole that corrupts us

But duller than a bit of brandy

And sweeter than your Aunt Sally’s forest by the cabin in spring

Auntie sold us that property

We were swindled

I know it

I hear everything through the grapevine these days

Not much ado about important matters

But important things always through my window

I have no capabilities to defeat this last boss

But perhaps I will gather strength to speak unspeakables